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A true Gentledick never tells it all. In response to cockarazzi requests, the usually private dick has provided the answers to some questions about himself. The questions themselves remain a mystery. So, unleash your inner Carmen San Diego, don your dicktective hat and start guessing. Choose two answers from the list, and in the comment box below, invent the questions. The most accurate/raunchiest questions will earn you free dicks and elevate you (finally) from Gumshoe status.


Answer 1: When I was 12.


Answer 2; Sniffing rubber cement with Grandmother Dick and watching re-runs of Night Court.


Answer 3. Behind the boathouse.


Answer 4: Celine Dion and Too Short


Answer 5: No, of course not. That’s disgusting!