Posts By: Mr. Dick
CLOWNING IN A SEA OF DICKS (Scenes from the SAD photo shoot)
Apparently, Craigslist thought our advertisement blasphemous! Judge for yourself, Judy.
A lovable boy named Hugh had nothing whatever to do, so he played with his prick until it got shipped to a dirty old man in Peru!
Due to a deluge of media inquiries, we’ve created a press kit for all ye gumshoes out there. Now, stop interrupting me–I’ve got a bottle of Mad Dog, and 6 caps of Sudafed to polish off before lunch… .
IT”S LIMP DICK, I MEAN LIMERICK MONDAY!
A true Gentledick never tells it all. In response to cockarazzi requests, the usually private dick has provided the answers to some questions about himself. The questions themselves remain a mystery. So, unleash your inner Carmen San Diego, don your dicktective hat and start guessing. Choose two answers from the list, and in the comment box… Read more »