A 29″ personalized member
that will bring a smile to any recipient’s face. Use the Custom message to express your love or remind your friends of that embarrassing drunken moment from the night before. Or go rouge and fill the blank with jibberdick. The message is engraved with precision by a fricken laser! That’s right, this is a goddamn laser dick! Or at least a laser engraved dick.
The message will be written in the one and only Comic Sans.
Message is 35 Characters MAX.
Every order is sent anonymously!
Your secret is safe with us.
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