An impressive 29″ stallion with a message of your choice . Choose a pre-made message from the drop down menu below. The messages are engraved with precision by a fricken laser! That’s right, this is a laser dick! Or at least a laser engraved dick. The message will be written in the one and only classy Comic Sans.
Head over to the 29″ Dick w/custom message if you want to come up with your own personalized dick.
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