An impressive 29″ stallion with a message of your choice .
Choose a pre-made message from the drop down menu below. The messages are engraved with precision by a fricken laser! That’s right, this is a laser dick! Or at least a laser engraved dick.
The message will be written in the one and only classy Comic Sans.
Head over to the 29″ Dick w/custom message if you want to come up with your own personalized dick.
Feel free to suggest a dick message to add to the list over on the contact us page.
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