Dick Certificate – The gift of love

Dick Certificate – The gift of love

On days when friends tire of your immature jokes, and your enemies have retreated into the spider hole of themselves, you might not want to send someone a dick. Though we urge you to think critically (for there’s always someone who deserves a cardboard phallus), rest easy, prepubescent grasshopper! We, here at Ship A Dick, have devised a way to give the dick that keeps on dicking.

Materialized during a Robotrip inside a JC Penny catalog, we hereby offer the Dick Certificate. Laser-printed on tasteful cardstock and designed to connote sophistication and celebrate achievement in all things dick, this faux-diploma is available in denominations from 10 to 100 dollars.

Pay it forward and give the privilege of dickshipping to a friend in need.  Forget Starfucks cards & Movie Passes. Save that lame mix-tape for someone who actually has a tape player. The Dick Certificate is the ultimate gesture of appreciation. If you have a heart and you have a friend, look inside yourself, pull out your debit card and we’ll pull out our dicks whenever you want us to.

$10.00