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Dick O’ Lantern Nite Lite

Starlight, Starbright…

…first dick I see tonight! I dick I may I dick I might, have this dick I dick tonight!—Think of the dreams you’ll have with the Dick O’Lantern Nite Lite from the cockshuckers at Ship A Dick. 4 inches tall and composed of Orange acrylic, this lite will guide you through that minefield of a fucking room not to mention your first of several STDS and pregnancy scares.

Nite light is made from laser cut orange acrylic. 4″ tall and comes with the base and bulb. Base features an automatic switch that turns on when it gets dark. Spoooooooky!

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$9.99