Fanny Pack Full of Dicks!
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Fanny Pack of Dicks!

We here at the dick factory know a thing or two about looking cool.

Just look at Mr. Dick. Today he’s wearing hammer pants, a No Fear t-shirt, a pair of Reebok Pumps, and-the cherry on top—a polyester, low-calorie, Ship A Dick Fanny Pack. Both practical and retro-chic AF, this thing can accommodate everything from condoms to casseroles. So what are you waiting for, my intrepid trendsetter? Strap this thing on, and let the fame begin!

Oh, I forgot! Its zippered front-butt is filled with tiny cardboard dicks!

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