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Tell me, how the hell am I supposed to get a good grip of that teabag, if I have to machete my way through a jungle of pubic stubble?

At the very least, you should keep a compass in your underwear or a goddamn signal flare. My tongue’s not fucking Tarzan, you know?

Does this monologue sound a little too familiar? Buy this dick for that asshole who won’t shave his balls. Unless…you like flossing your teeth with ball-sweat laden tight ropes.

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