Tell me, how the hell am I supposed to get a good grip of that teabag, if I have to machete my way through a jungle of pubic stubble?
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Does this monologue sound a little too familiar? Buy this dick for that asshole who won’t shave his balls. Unless…you like flossing your teeth with ball-sweat laden tight ropes.
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