Fun Saint Patrick’s Day fact: Ironically, St Patrick wasn’t Irish, but of Scottish descent. He might even have been born in Wales.
Truth be told, we don’t give a shit about St. Patrick. What we give a shit about is the sneaky little Leprechaun that we caught last week so we could model his dick for this new Ship a Dick holiday product. It turns out that this is exactly what a Leprechaun’s dick looks like! With the hat and everything! So, rest assured that you are ordering a certifiable authentic recreation of a Leprechaun dick to send to your loved ones.
Measures 29″ long with the hat and 17″ wide.
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