Party Dick Wrist Bands!
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Party Dick Wrist Bands!

Whether you’re outside tossing the Frisbee,

or inside tossing the salad, these elegant emo bands will slurp up any slop you happen to leave behind. Every flick of the wrist is a flash of a dick. The perfect punctuation to premature ejaculation, or a deep-dish dive through your mom’s honey hive.

Lovingly embroidered with a Party Dick in the dank realm of your mom’s love chute, these high-falutin’ sweat rags have got you covered whether you’re in the gym getting buff or beatin’ your meat to summertime muff! Use it like a koozie – and let it hug your hot mug, or hold your cold cup – so each sip makes the dick tilt down or face up.

Choose from blue or pink or one in the stink at $4.99 each.

$4.99