29″ Charity Dick – The Ballzach
If you have a friend with testicular cancer and would like to cheer him up with a Ballzach Charity Dick, email us. We’ll hook it up for free!
Our friend Zach was sucker-punched by the cowardly fist of cancer. Like the scumbag it is, cancer snuck inside his testicle, pulled up a chair and like Eichman inside a synagogue, began its quest for extermination. No stranger to WW II or Trojan horses, Zach acted with guile and alacrity. Before cancer could breach the wooden walls of his testicle, he severed it from his body and dispatched the nefarious villain dwelling inside. Before going into surgery, Zach had one request. He wanted a one-nutted Shipadick to guide him through the process. Inspired by his stalwart sense of humor and his absolute dedication to laugh at one of the most vile threats man has ever known, we made his cardboard dick, and now we invite you to do the same.
In honor of Zach, we introduce the Ballzach. Throughout Zach’s recovery, we’ll ship a Ballzach for free to any hospital of your choice. We here at Shipadick know testicular cancer is no joke. Let’s help make it one, for laughter (as Zach has reminded us) really is the best medicine. If you would like to send a Ballzach to your friend with testicular cancer at his home, please send us an email providing some context and his name so we can aptly personalize his dick!
If you’d like a Ballzach just as a normal ship a dick, just order it like all the others and we’ll send it out.
**Each Ballzach cums with a free surgery hair net!