The Dick Koozie!!
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  • The Dick Koozie!!
  • The Dick Koozie!!

The Dick Koozie!!

While your pathetic friends fumble with lame koozies

from someone’s shitty wedding or high school reunion, drink proudly with a Dick Koozie from the alcoholdicks here at Shipadick. Available in 2 different colors and guaranteed to make you ten times cooler than anyone else at the 4th of July Cockout, this Floozie of a Koozie loves a good fisting. You, my lucky friend, can fondle these foam goddesses for half the price of a Chinese buttplug.

1 for $2.99. 2 for $5, or 3 for $7.

Choose from Pink or Blue!

One side is the Ship A Dick logo and the other side is a dick party!

Why add another thing to your arsenal of ridickulous summer accessories? Just Bekoozie.

 

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$2.99