Conceived on the 7th Day of a fortnight of fuzzybumping,
the ResERECTION embodies the girth and audaciousness which characterize thy lord and savior. Hung like Jesus at an ethereal length of 29 inches & bestowed with a three-dimensional crown of thorns, this adorable Easter dick will thrill any ardent Jesus lover. To add a touch of class to this, admittedly, tragic dick, we’ve engraved its balls with the inspirational phrase, “He has risen.” Since the crucifixion, a crown of thorns has come to represent authenticity and defiance not unlike a dick joke at the dinner table.
The ResERECTION! is not a dick, but a spiritual experience.
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