The Shipadick Shamcock
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The Shipadick Shamcock

Derived from a vision during Jazzercise with Grandma Dick, the Shamcock may be the finest cardboard dick in the county.

Endowed with 3 scrotums—all that mimic the shape of a clover, this cardboard shaft curls toward itself like a pedophile’s finger. Historically accurate as well, our 3-leaf ball clover represents the Holy Trinity, for St. Patrick used the shamrock to explain this biblical threesome to the Irish pagans.

Inscribed with the folkwhoric motto, “Kiss me, I’m Irish”, this confetti machete is primed and ready for action.

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