The Softy!!!
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The Softy!!!

Is there anything cuter than a soft penis retracted into the pubic burrow of a gracefully swaying beer belly? Besides this video of a rabbit taking a bath, the answer is no. To commemorate inert and timid members everywhere, we’ve fashioned a dick made from the world’s finest felt.  The Softy conveniently rolls into a shipping tube and somersaults into the recipient’s trembling hands.  Think of it as an urgent message in a bottle or an apology for ten years of whiskey dick. Whatever meaning it may assume, this  mushy manatee is 29 inches of snuggly goodness. Choose from pink or blue.

If you desire a custom message, choose to add one bellow for an additional $10!

$9.99