The Softy!!!
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The Softy!!!

Is there anything cuter than a soft penis retracted into the pubic burrow of a gracefully swaying beer belly?

Besides this video of a rabbit taking a bath, the answer is no. To commemorate inert and timid members everywhere, we’ve fashioned a dick made from the world’s finest felt.  The Softy conveniently rolls into a shipping tube and somersaults into the recipient’s trembling hands.  Think of it as an urgent message in a bottle or an apology for ten years of whiskey dick. Whatever meaning it may assume, this  mushy manatee is 29 inches of snuggly goodness.

If you desire a custom message, choose to add one bellow for an additional $10!

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