The Ye Olde Pee Chain
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The Ye Olde Pee Chain

For those folks who aren’t quite ready to tattoo the Shipadick logo on their foreskin, we’ve engineered the world’s most glorious key chain. Featuring supermegaultra-weatherproof chinchilla-penis leather & your best friend’s name engraved on the side, this Key Chain was built to accommodate and encourage spontaneous herky jerky. Whether you’re looking for a gag (pun intended) gift or if you’re one of those fucks from the commercials who actually buys a Lexus during the holidays, salvage a bit of self-respect with the Ye Olde Pee Chain from Shipadick.

We’ve even included a custom note card for free!! Enter your message below.

$9.99