The Year of Cock Cock

The Year of Cock Cock

Cock-a-doodle-don’t even!

Shut up, really? Please tell me this is not a Trump metaphor or one of your stupid pracdickal jokes…The Year of the Cock has finally arrived!?! ? Mothers, lock up your daughters, for there’s a cock in the henhouse, and he’s fixing to move in!

Behold, the 2017 Year of the Cock Cock. Blessed with 29 inches of false confidence and a “get out of sexism free” card from our commander in chief, this obnoxious cock star is prancing round the pasture like some kind of greasy, Grecian gladiator.

Take this Punky Rooster down a notch and shove him through the postal system like your soiled Mormon underwear through the laundry chute.  Make sure he knows what it’s like to be fondled, scanned and treated like a fucking piece of cardboard!

 

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