{"title":"DONG GONGS","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"dong-gong-pink-small","title":"PRE-ORDER - Pink Dong Gong - 10\"","description":"\u003cdiv dir=\"ltr\" aria-busy=\"false\" aria-live=\"polite\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_976f6e58e918e1dc\" class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering stronger enable-updated-hr-color\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering stronger enable-updated-hr-color\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_3e69ed83d227019d\" aria-live=\"polite\" aria-busy=\"false\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003e10\" of Pure Ballistic Satisfaction\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eIntroducing the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"16\"\u003eDong Gong\u003c\/b\u003e—the world’s first AR500 steel shooting target shaped exactly like you think it is. Because let’s be honest: life is too short to shoot at boring circles when you could be ringing steel on a giant, pink, high-velocity phallus.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eThe \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"4\"\u003e10\" Small Dong Gong\u003c\/b\u003e is the \"starter dong.\" It’s perfect for pistol practice, backyard plinking, or anyone who’s just easing into the dong-shooting lifestyle. Don’t let the size fool you—this little guy takes a beating like a champ and will outlast every flimsy cardboard target you’ve ever ghosted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThe Stats:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e10\" long × 6\" wide\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e~37 square inches\u003c\/b\u003e of premium, dong-shaped target surface.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e3\/8\" AR500 Hardened Steel:\u003c\/b\u003e Can handle any load you can muster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinger Blasting Pink:\u003c\/b\u003e High-visibility, high-vibrancy, high-class.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePortland-Born:\u003c\/b\u003e Laser-cut with love right here in Portland, Oregon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMounting:\u003c\/b\u003e 3 mounting holes (1 top, 2 bottom) for chains, stands, or whatever you’re into.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eSize Matters (The Science)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eHow does it compare to a regular round target? A standard 6\" circle target offers about 28 square inches of space. The Small Dong Gong gives you \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"145\"\u003e~37 square inches\u003c\/b\u003e. That is \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"172\"\u003e32% more dong for your dollar\u003c\/b\u003e. You can’t argue with math.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eCan it Handle My Load?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eAbsolutely. This 3\/8\" AR500 is rated for centerfire pistols and rifles at safe distances. Keep your rifle at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"109\"\u003e100+ yards\u003c\/b\u003e and your pistol at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"139\"\u003e10+ yards\u003c\/b\u003e. Don’t be an idiot—nobody likes a ricochet to the real thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eDiscrete Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eEvery order ships \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"18\"\u003eFREE and 100% anonymously\u003c\/b\u003e. The only thing your mail carrier will know is that you’ve got a package from \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"122\"\u003eShipADick.com\u003c\/b\u003e. Trust us, they’ve seen way worse on their route.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e This is a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0\" data-index-in-node=\"16\"\u003ePRE-ORDER\u003c\/b\u003e. Pre-orders for the first run of Dong Gongs are open until \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0\" data-index-in-node=\"85\"\u003eJune 1st\u003c\/b\u003e. Dong Gongs will begin shipping the first week of June. Your card will be charged today. Don't worry—your dong is worth the wait.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"ShipADick.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49858849505526,"sku":null,"price":45.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0417\/1943\/1320\/files\/IMG_658113.jpg?v=1778706728"},{"product_id":"dong-gong-pink-medium","title":"PRE-ORDER - Pink Dong Gong - 13\"","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering stronger enable-updated-hr-color\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_b2b73cc7d987fb8c\" aria-live=\"polite\" aria-busy=\"false\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003e13\" of Unapologetic Steel\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eYou looked at the Small and thought, \"I need more dong.\" We respect that. Honestly, we originally looked at a 12\" version, but it just wasn't long enough to satisfy—so we pushed it to \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"184\"\u003e13\"\u003c\/b\u003e because you deserve that extra inch of ballistic glory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eThe \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"4\"\u003e13\" Medium Dong Gong\u003c\/b\u003e is the sweet spot. It's big enough to spot from a distance, pink enough to confuse your range neighbors, and sturdy enough to take everything you’ve got and ask for more. This is the dong most people end up coming back for after they shoot a friend's Small and realize they’ve got a serious case of dong-envy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThe Stats:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e13\" long × 8\" wide\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e~64 square inches\u003c\/b\u003e of premium, dong-shaped target surface.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e3\/8\" AR500 Hardened Steel:\u003c\/b\u003e Engineered to handle any load you can muster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinger Blasting Pink:\u003c\/b\u003e High-visibility, high-vibrancy, high-class.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePortland-Born:\u003c\/b\u003e Laser-cut with love right here in Portland, Oregon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMounting:\u003c\/b\u003e 3 mounting holes (1 top, 2 bottom) for chains, stands, or creative rigging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eSize Matters (The Science)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eHow does it compare to a regular round target? A standard 8\" circle target offers about 50 square inches of space. Your \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"120\"\u003eMedium Dong Gong\u003c\/b\u003e delivers \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"146\"\u003e~64 square inches\u003c\/b\u003e. That’s \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"172\"\u003e28% more dong\u003c\/b\u003e, every single time. You’re welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eCan it Handle My Load?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eYou bet your brass it can. This 3\/8\" AR500 handles centerfire pistols and rifles at safe distances. Keep your rifle at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"119\"\u003e100+ yards\u003c\/b\u003e and your pistol at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"149\"\u003e10+ yards\u003c\/b\u003e. Shoot responsibly—don't be the person who ruins the fun for everyone else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eDiscrete Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eEvery order ships \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"18\"\u003eFREE and 100% anonymously\u003c\/b\u003e. It arrives in a plain, boring box. What you do with the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"101\"\u003eFinger Blasting Pink\u003c\/b\u003e steel dong inside is strictly between you and your range bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e This is a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0\" data-index-in-node=\"16\"\u003ePRE-ORDER\u003c\/b\u003e. Pre-orders for the first run of Dong Gongs are open until \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0\" data-index-in-node=\"85\"\u003eJune 1st\u003c\/b\u003e. Dong Gongs will begin shipping the first week of June. Your card will be charged today. Don't worry—your dong is worth the wait.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"ShipADick.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49858849833206,"sku":null,"price":65.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0417\/1943\/1320\/files\/IMG_657810.jpg?v=1778707022"},{"product_id":"dong-gong-pink-large","title":"PRE-ORDER - Pink Dong Gong - 16\"","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering stronger enable-updated-hr-color\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_b6e0d7c91a6f461d\" aria-live=\"polite\" aria-busy=\"false\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003e16\" of an Absolute Unit\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eGo big or go home. You went big. We’re proud of you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eThe \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"4\"\u003e16\" Large Dong Gong\u003c\/b\u003e is a total showstopper. This is the one that makes people at the range stop, stare, and eventually wander over to ask where you got it—and if they can take a shot at it. It’s visible from way downrange, it rings with authority, and it is, objectively, a lot of dong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThe Stats:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e16\" long × 10\" wide\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e~99 square inches\u003c\/b\u003e of premium, dong-shaped target surface.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e3\/8\" AR500 Hardened Steel:\u003c\/b\u003e Built to handle any load you can muster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinger Blasting Pink:\u003c\/b\u003e High-visibility, high-vibrancy, high-class.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePortland-Born:\u003c\/b\u003e Laser-cut with love right here in Portland, Oregon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMounting:\u003c\/b\u003e 3 mounting holes (1 top, 2 bottom) for chains, stands, or whatever heavy-duty setup you’ve got.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eSize Matters (The Science)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eHow does it compare to a regular round target? A standard 10\" circle target offers about 79 square inches of space. Your \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"121\"\u003eLarge Dong Gong\u003c\/b\u003e clocks in at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"150\"\u003e~99 square inches\u003c\/b\u003e. That is \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"177\"\u003e25% more dong\u003c\/b\u003e than the competition. Nobody is going home disappointed with this kind of coverage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eCan it Handle My Load?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eObviously. This 3\/8\" AR500 is rated for centerfire pistols and rifles at safe distances. Keep your rifle at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"108\"\u003e100+ yards\u003c\/b\u003e and your pistol at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"138\"\u003e10+ yards\u003c\/b\u003e. Use your head—don’t make us put a warning label on the thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eDiscrete Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eEvery order ships \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"18\"\u003eFREE and 100% anonymously\u003c\/b\u003e. We promise we will not write \"GIANT PINK STEEL DONG\" on the outside of the box. Your secrets (and your steel) are safe with us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e This is a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0\" data-index-in-node=\"16\"\u003ePRE-ORDER\u003c\/b\u003e. Pre-orders for the first run of Dong Gongs are open until \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0\" data-index-in-node=\"85\"\u003eJune 1st\u003c\/b\u003e. Dong Gongs will begin shipping the first week of June. Your card will be charged today. Don’t worry—your dong is worth the wait.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"ShipADick.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49858849865974,"sku":null,"price":85.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0417\/1943\/1320\/files\/IMG_656902.jpg?v=1778707390"},{"product_id":"dong-gong-raw-small","title":"PRE-ORDER - RAW Dong Gong - 10\"","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003e10\" Raw: Au Naturel\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eSome people prefer their dong \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"30\"\u003eau naturel\u003c\/i\u003e. No judgment here. The \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"64\"\u003eRaw Small Dong Gong\u003c\/b\u003e is the same precision laser-cut 3\/8\" AR500 steel as the pink version—same shape, same size, same satisfying ring when you connect—just without the finger blasting pink coating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eThis is raw steel: honest and unashamed. It’s the kind of dong that doesn't need to dress up to impress anyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThe Stats:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e10\" long × 6\" wide\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e~37 square inches\u003c\/b\u003e of premium, dong-shaped target surface.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e3\/8\" AR500 Hardened Steel:\u003c\/b\u003e Built to take a beating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNatural Raw Steel Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e No paint, no powder coat, no nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePortland-Born:\u003c\/b\u003e Laser-cut right here in Portland, Oregon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMounting:\u003c\/b\u003e 3 mounting holes (1 top, 2 bottom) for chains or stands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eA Note on Character\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eRaw steel will develop a natural patina over time with use and exposure to the elements. Some people call it rust; we call it character. It’s a living history of every load you've sent its way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eSize Matters (The Science)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eHow does it compare to a regular round target? A standard 6\" circle target offers about 28 square inches of space. The Small Dong Gong gives you \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"145\"\u003e~37 square inches\u003c\/b\u003e. That is \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"172\"\u003e32% more dong for your dollar\u003c\/b\u003e. You can’t argue with math.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eCan it Handle My Load?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eAbsolutely. This 3\/8\" AR500 is rated for centerfire pistols and rifles at safe distances. Keep your rifle at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"109\"\u003e100+ yards\u003c\/b\u003e and your pistol at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"139\"\u003e10+ yards\u003c\/b\u003e. Don’t be an idiot—nobody likes a ricochet to the real thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eDiscrete Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eEvery order ships \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"18\"\u003eFREE and 100% anonymously\u003c\/b\u003e. The only thing your mail carrier will know is that you’ve got a package from \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"122\"\u003eShipADick.com\u003c\/b\u003e. Trust us, they’ve seen way worse on their route.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e This is a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0\" data-index-in-node=\"16\"\u003ePRE-ORDER\u003c\/b\u003e. Pre-orders for the first run of Dong Gongs are open until \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0\" data-index-in-node=\"85\"\u003eJune 1st\u003c\/b\u003e. Dong Gongs will begin shipping the first week of June. Your card will be charged today. Don't worry—your dong is worth the wait.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"ShipADick.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49858855436534,"sku":null,"price":45.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0417\/1943\/1320\/files\/raw_10in.jpg?v=1778713466"},{"product_id":"dong-gong-raw-medium","title":"PRE-ORDER - RAW Dong Gong - 13\"","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e13\" Raw Medium Dong Gong: The Naked Truth\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eThe medium raw dong: a classic choice for the discerning shooter who likes to keep things simple. Everything you love about the Medium Dong Gong, just stripped down to the basics.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eWe originally looked at 12\", but it just didn't feel right. We pushed it to \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"76\" data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e13\"\u003c\/b\u003e because when it comes to raw steel, that extra inch makes all the difference. This is honest, naked steel doing what it does best: ringing loud and swinging hard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003eThe Stats:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e13\" long × 8\" wide\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003e~64 square inches\u003c\/b\u003e of premium, dong-shaped target surface.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003e3\/8\" AR500 Hardened Steel:\u003c\/b\u003e Ready for any load you can muster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\"\u003eNatural Raw Steel Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e Pure, unadulterated ballistic surface.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14,4,0\"\u003ePortland-Born:\u003c\/b\u003e Laser-cut with love in Portland, Oregon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14,5,0\"\u003eMounting:\u003c\/b\u003e 3 mounting holes (1 top, 2 bottom).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eA Note on Character\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eRaw steel will develop a natural patina over time with use and exposure to the elements. Some people call it rust; we call it character. It’s a living history of every load you've sent its way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eSize Matters (The Science)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eHow does it compare to a regular round target? A standard 8\" circle target offers about 50 square inches of space. Your \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"120\"\u003eMedium Dong Gong\u003c\/b\u003e delivers \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"146\"\u003e~64 square inches\u003c\/b\u003e. That’s \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"172\"\u003e28% more dong\u003c\/b\u003e, every single time. You’re welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eCan it Handle My Load?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eYou bet your brass it can. This 3\/8\" AR500 handles centerfire pistols and rifles at safe distances. Keep your rifle at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"119\"\u003e100+ yards\u003c\/b\u003e and your pistol at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"149\"\u003e10+ yards\u003c\/b\u003e. Shoot responsibly—don't be the person who ruins the fun for everyone else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eDiscrete Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eEvery order ships \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"18\"\u003eFREE and 100% anonymously\u003c\/b\u003e. It arrives in a plain, boring box. What you do with the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"101\"\u003eFinger Blasting Pink\u003c\/b\u003e steel dong inside is strictly between you and your range bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e This is a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0\" data-index-in-node=\"16\"\u003ePRE-ORDER\u003c\/b\u003e. Pre-orders for the first run of Dong Gongs are open until \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0\" data-index-in-node=\"85\"\u003eJune 1st\u003c\/b\u003e. Dong Gongs will begin shipping the first week of June. Your card will be charged today. Don't worry—your dong is worth the wait.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"ShipADick.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49858855764214,"sku":null,"price":65.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0417\/1943\/1320\/files\/IMG_658819.jpg?v=1778707587"},{"product_id":"dong-gong-raw-large","title":"PRE-ORDER - RAW Dong Gong - 16\"","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003eThe Absolute Unit (Uncut)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003eThe biggest raw dong we make. You’re welcome, America.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20\"\u003eThe \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20\" data-index-in-node=\"4\"\u003e16\" Raw Large Dong Gong\u003c\/b\u003e is a serious piece of industrial-grade steel. No pink, no frills, no apologies. Just a massive, uncut AR500 dong that will outlast every other target on your range. Hang it on chains, watch it swing, and watch your friends’ faces when they realize what they’re aiming at. It is, quite simply, a lot of steel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"21\"\u003eThe Stats:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"22\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"22,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e16\" long × 10\" wide\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"22,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e~99 square inches\u003c\/b\u003e of premium, dong-shaped target surface.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"22,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e3\/8\" AR500 Hardened Steel:\u003c\/b\u003e The gold standard for durability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"22,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNatural Raw Steel Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e For those who like it rugged.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"22,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePortland-Born:\u003c\/b\u003e Laser-cut right here in Portland, Oregon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"22,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22,5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMounting:\u003c\/b\u003e 3 mounting holes (1 top, 2 bottom).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"23\"\u003eSize Matters (The Science)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"24\"\u003eA standard 10\" circle target gives you about 79 square inches. Your \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"24\" data-index-in-node=\"68\"\u003eRaw Large Dong Gong\u003c\/b\u003e clocks in at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"24\" data-index-in-node=\"101\"\u003e~99 square inches\u003c\/b\u003e. That is \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"24\" data-index-in-node=\"128\"\u003e25% more dong\u003c\/b\u003e—the biggest, most satisfying comparison we can legally publish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eA Note on Character\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eRaw steel will develop a natural patina over time with use and exposure to the elements. Some people call it rust; we call it character. It’s a living history of every load you've sent its way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eCan it Handle My Load?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eAbsolutely. This 3\/8\" AR500 is rated for centerfire pistols and rifles at safe distances. Keep your rifle at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"109\"\u003e100+ yards\u003c\/b\u003e and your pistol at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"139\"\u003e10+ yards\u003c\/b\u003e. Don’t be an idiot—nobody likes a ricochet to the real thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eDiscrete Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eEvery order ships \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"18\"\u003eFREE and 100% anonymously\u003c\/b\u003e. The only thing your mail carrier will know is that you’ve got a package from \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"122\"\u003eShipADick.com\u003c\/b\u003e. Trust us, they’ve seen way worse on their route.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e This is a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0\" data-index-in-node=\"16\"\u003ePRE-ORDER\u003c\/b\u003e. Pre-orders for the first run of Dong Gongs are open until \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0\" data-index-in-node=\"85\"\u003eJune 1st\u003c\/b\u003e. Dong Gongs will begin shipping the first week of June. Your card will be charged today. Don't worry—your dong is worth the wait.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"ShipADick.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49858855960822,"sku":null,"price":85.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0417\/1943\/1320\/files\/IMG_657003.jpg?v=1778707736"},{"product_id":"pre-order-pink-dong-gong-3-size-bundle","title":"PRE-ORDER - Pink Dong Gong - All 3 Sizes Bundle","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Complete Ballistic Threesome\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eWhy pick a size when you can have all three? The \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"49\"\u003ePink Full Set\u003c\/b\u003e gets you a Small (10\"), a Medium (13\"), and a Large (16\") Pink Dong Gong in one glorious package.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eSet them up side by side, run drills, or start a competition. This set is designed to turn heads and confuse literally everyone else at the range. It’s the ultimate move for the shooter who knows that variety is the spice of life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Best Part:\u003c\/b\u003e You’re saving \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"29\"\u003e$28\u003c\/b\u003e compared to buying them separately. That’s basically a free box of ammo. You're welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eWhat’s in the Set:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e1x Small Dong Gong:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\" tall × 6\" wide (~37 sq in) — The Starter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e1x Medium Dong Gong:\u003c\/b\u003e 13\" tall × 8\" wide (~64 sq in) — The Sweet Spot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e1x Large Dong Gong:\u003c\/b\u003e 16\" tall × 10\" wide (~99 sq in) — The Absolute Unit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e All three are heavy-duty 3\/8\" AR500 hardened steel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Finger Blasting Pink \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/b\u003e Laser-cut with love right here in Portland, Oregon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,6,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,6,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMounting:\u003c\/b\u003e A total of 9 mounting holes across the set to hang them however you like.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eCan it Handle My Load?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eObviously. Every piece in this set is 3\/8\" AR500, rated for centerfire pistols and rifles at safe distances. Keep your rifle at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"128\"\u003e100+ yards\u003c\/b\u003e and your pistol at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"158\"\u003e10+ yards\u003c\/b\u003e. Use your head—don’t make us put a warning label on the thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eDiscrete Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eEvery order ships \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"18\"\u003eFREE and 100% anonymously\u003c\/b\u003e. Three dongs, one box, zero explanation needed. We promise we will not write \"GIANT PINK STEEL DONG COLLECTION\" on the outside of the box. Your secrets (and your steel) are safe with us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e This is a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0\" data-index-in-node=\"16\"\u003ePRE-ORDER\u003c\/b\u003e. Pre-orders for the first run of Dong Gongs are open until \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0\" data-index-in-node=\"85\"\u003eJune 1st\u003c\/b\u003e. Full sets will begin shipping the first week of June. Your card will be charged today. Don’t worry—your dongs are worth the wait.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"ShipADick.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50595538665718,"sku":null,"price":169.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0417\/1943\/1320\/files\/Pink_all_3_Bundle.jpg?v=1778708207"},{"product_id":"pre-order-raw-dong-gong-all-3-sizes-bundle","title":"PRE-ORDER - RAW Dong Gong - All 3 Sizes Bundle","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Naked Trifecta\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eThe complete raw dong experience. Three sizes. Three dongs. All steel, no paint, no apologies. The \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"99\"\u003eRaw Full Set\u003c\/b\u003e is for the shooter who wants options—a small dong for close work, a medium for general carnage, and a large for when you really need to make a statement downrange.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eThis is honest, unadorned AR500 steel in its purest form. Whether you're setting up a full-rack display or running specialized drills, this set ensures you're never under-donged.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Best Part:\u003c\/b\u003e You’re saving \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"29\"\u003e$28\u003c\/b\u003e compared to buying them separately. Spend that extra cash on ammo and shoot your new dongs with it. It’s the circle of life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eWhat’s in the Set:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e1x Raw Small Dong Gong:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\" tall × 6\" wide (~37 sq in) — The \"Au Naturel\" Starter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e1x Raw Medium Dong Gong:\u003c\/b\u003e 13\" tall × 8\" wide (~64 sq in) — The Naked Truth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e1x Raw Large Dong Gong:\u003c\/b\u003e 16\" tall × 10\" wide (~99 sq in) — The Uncut Absolute Unit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e All three are heavy-duty 3\/8\" AR500 hardened steel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Natural Raw Steel (Ready for a lifetime of patina).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/b\u003e Laser-cut right here in Portland, Oregon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,6,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,6,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMounting:\u003c\/b\u003e A total of 9 mounting holes across the set for chains, stands, or whatever you're into.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eCan it Handle My Load?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eObviously. Every piece in this set is 3\/8\" AR500, rated for centerfire pistols and rifles at safe distances. Keep your rifle at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"128\"\u003e100+ yards\u003c\/b\u003e and your pistol at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"158\"\u003e10+ yards\u003c\/b\u003e. Use your head—don’t make us put a warning label on the thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eDiscrete Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eEvery order ships \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"18\"\u003eFREE and 100% anonymously\u003c\/b\u003e. Three dongs, one box, zero explanation needed. We promise we will not write \"GIANT STEEL DONG COLLECTION\" on the outside of the box. Your secrets (and your steel) are safe with us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e This is a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0\" data-index-in-node=\"16\"\u003ePRE-ORDER\u003c\/b\u003e. Pre-orders for the first run of Dong Gongs are open until \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0\" data-index-in-node=\"85\"\u003eJune 1st\u003c\/b\u003e. Full sets will begin shipping the first week of June. Your card will be charged today. 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