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Want to learn more about Ship A Dick or have some dick related questions? We’re no rocket surgeons, but we may have the answer. Mr. Dick has officially made the big time and we’ve got this little thing called a 2-in-1 cordless phone message machine combo! It can be reached at this number: (503)-298-4879 (Side note: Please don’t call this number and expect actual/sober/helpful customer service. Email or the contact us form is much better)
LEGAL STUFF OUR DICK LAWYER MADE US PUT HERE
Ship a Dick’s products are a joke, to be sent in good fun. By purchasing our products, you represent that you are not using them to threaten, harass, defame, bully, or intimidate the recipient, or for any improper, unlawful or objectionable purpose. Don’t be a dick. Senders and recipients must be at least 18 years old.
We reserve the right to reject any order for any reason, including suspicion of using our products for an improper or unlawful purpose. All custom messages are subject to rejection for the same reasons or because they are in poor taste, offensive or just plain stupid as determined in our sole, and sometimes random and capricious discretion.
You agree to indemnify Ship A Dick and all people associated with us that may incur any liability or debt as a result of your purchase. Ship a Dick’s liability to you is limited solely to the lesser of the price of any product purchased or $100.
Finally, by purchasing anything, you are releasing Ship a Dick and all people associated with us from any liability that may accrue as a result of the transaction.
Any disputes between us and you will be resolved in the state or federal courts in Multnomah County, Oregon, under Oregon law.