The hardest steel target you'll ever bang.
Size Guide
Pick Your
Dong Size.
All three sizes are 3/8" AR500 plate. The only difference is how long the dong hangs below the belt.
Mission Logistics Briefing
How Does
Pre-Order Work?
Pre-orders for the first run of Dong Gongs are open until June 15th. Don't be the last one to grab yours.
FREE. All Dong Gongs ship free nationwide. We'll email tracking info the moment your Dong ships out.
We aim to ship all Dong Gongs within 10–14 business days after the pre-order period ends.
We'll still take your money! Late orders go into the next production batch. More Dong is always on the way.
Dicks You Can Trust.
50,000+ shipments worldwide and now we're bringing those elite dick-handling skills to the range. When it comes to fondling hard steel, you're in capable hands. We've been trusted to deliver the goods since day one — the Dong Gong is no different.
Why The Dong Gong?
Built Hard.
Stays Hard.
Precision laser-cut from 3/8" thick AR500 steel. It can handle any load you can muster. Rated for centerfire pistol and rifle at safe distances.
Laser-cut from American AR500 steel right here in Portland, OR. Stop importing your targets. Support American manufacturing. 'Merica, f*** yeah.
As with all Ship A Dick products, every order ships discreetly and anonymously. The surprise happens at the unboxing — or at the range.
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Shoot Hard.
Shoot Long.
Don't Shoot Your Dong Off.
High performance AR500 steel targets for every modern enthusiast. We love you.
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