ShipADick.com  Presents
The Dong Gong
ShipADick.com  Presents
The Dong Gong

The hardest steel target you'll ever bang.

Pre-Order Now 3/8" AR500 Steel Made in USA Free Shipping
3/8"
AR500 Steel
3
Sizes Available
FREE
Shipping
Portland, Oregon

Pick Your
Dong Size.

All three sizes are 3/8" AR500 plate. The only difference is how long the dong hangs below the belt.

S
Small — 10" Dong6" Wide · 3/8" AR500
$45.69
M
Medium — 13" Dong8" Wide · 3/8" AR500
$65.69
L
Large — 16" Dong10" Wide · 3/8" AR500
$85.69
Dong Gong Size Comparison Chart

Finger Blasting Pink
and Raw-Dog Steel.

FREE SHIP Pink Dong Gong Small
10" · Small
Pink Dong Gong
3/8" AR500 · Hot Pink Powder Coat
FREE SHIP Pink Dong Gong Medium
13" · Medium
Pink Dong Gong
3/8" AR500 · Hot Pink Powder Coat
MOST DONG Pink Dong Gong Large
16" · Large
Pink Dong Gong
3/8" AR500 · Hot Pink Powder Coat
BEST DEAL Pink Dong Gong Full Set - All 3 Sizes
All 3 Sizes · Bundle
Pink Full Set
S + M + L · Hot Pink Powder Coat
Save $28 vs. buying separate
FREE SHIP Raw Dong Gong Small
10" · Small
Raw Dong Gong
3/8" AR500 · Natural Raw Steel
FREE SHIP Raw Dong Gong Medium
13" · Medium
Raw Dong Gong
3/8" AR500 · Natural Raw Steel
MOST DONG Raw Dong Gong Large
16" · Large
Raw Dong Gong
3/8" AR500 · Natural Raw Steel
BEST DEAL Raw Dong Gong Full Set - All 3 Sizes
All 3 Sizes · Bundle
Raw Full Set
S + M + L · Natural Raw Steel
Save $28 vs. buying separate

How Does
Pre-Order Work?

When does pre-order close?

Pre-orders for the first run of Dong Gongs are open until June 15th. Don't be the last one to grab yours.

How much is shipping?

FREE. All Dong Gongs ship free nationwide. We'll email tracking info the moment your Dong ships out.

When will my order ship?

We aim to ship all Dong Gongs within 10–14 business days after the pre-order period ends.

What if I order after June 15th?

We'll still take your money! Late orders go into the next production batch. More Dong is always on the way.

Dicks You Can Trust.

50,000+ shipments worldwide and now we're bringing those elite dick-handling skills to the range. When it comes to fondling hard steel, you're in capable hands. We've been trusted to deliver the goods since day one — the Dong Gong is no different.

Built Hard.
Stays Hard.

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AR500 Hardened Steel Plate

Precision laser-cut from 3/8" thick AR500 steel. It can handle any load you can muster. Rated for centerfire pistol and rifle at safe distances.

Made in Portland, Oregon

Laser-cut from American AR500 steel right here in Portland, OR. Stop importing your targets. Support American manufacturing. 'Merica, f*** yeah.

📦
Always Anonymous

As with all Ship A Dick products, every order ships discreetly and anonymously. The surprise happens at the unboxing — or at the range.

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Hear From You.

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We're here for you. Fill up our inbox.

✉  MrDick@ShipADick.com

Shoot Hard.
Shoot Long.
Don't Shoot Your Dong Off.

High performance AR500 steel targets for every modern enthusiast. We love you.

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This Is A Pre-Order

Dong Gongs are not yet in stock.
We're taking pre-orders now and aiming to begin shipping mid-June once the pre-order period closes June 15th.

Your card will be charged today and your Dong will ship as soon as it's ready.

We'll send email updates along the way and will email your tracking info the moment your Dong ships.

I Understand — Take My Money →