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Dick Bandana Face Mask

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It starts how it usually starts… wit’ a lil’ bit’ a ‘inspo’ from a Utah Mom. Just so happened that Mister Dick had his dick in the dumps the other day when his Grammy sent him a FB post of this total badass wearing a project penis mask and oh, how his ‘heart’ throbbed. After a few FourLocos and Bob Ross episodes under his belt he went to task on the canvas.. and viola!***

Now you too can sport the Cockblockin’ Corona Dick Mask! Whether you fold it up with a few hair ties (or rubber bands) or wear it cowboy-robber style, you’ll be protecting others and protecting yourself. And as the genius, Mindy Vincent put it in that FB post, “When someone tells me my mask has penises on it, I kindly let them know this is how I determine they are too close, kindly back the fuck up. 😁”

***This is a bald-faced lie. Art made by the talented @robot_masseuse (follow her or live a shitty life!)

22″ x 22″ 100% premium cotton bandana.  Black in color with a white dick print across the front.

Cock-block the Corona!!

How to make a bandana into a face mask with only 2 rubber bands: CDC Diy cloth face coverings
Here’s an easy video to follow as well: Folding a Bandana into a mask

Weight2 oz
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