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Ghost with a Boner

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Allow me to introduce you to Asssper, the way-too friendly, ghost. Blessed with a Pacman body and cloaked by centuries of cum-stained linen, think of this apparition as a sex-addicted, boner vigilante. He even has his own song. Hang him up in the hallway and relax as he patrols the corridors of your costume party. Just don’t let him get too close to that sexy lumberjack!

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