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We have a bunch of random unclaimed dicks clogging the walkways here in the dick factory. Help us clear things out while helping yourself to a perfectly good, previously loved dick. This dick could say anything on it, and we can’t tell you what (if anything) it  says. It might say “Move out” or “Happy Birthday Daddy” or it might be a Turdicken or even a glitter dick to a box of dicks.

It’s like a choose your own adventure, except you don’t get to choose.

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