The Doggy Dick
- SKU: 881
- Category: All Dicks
Dogs are so cute. They’re soft, loyal, funny and in an apocalyptic pinch, their ears make for luxurious banana hammocks! Because out stupid Tinder profile says that we love these drooling, pandering wolf-people, we’ve decided to prove it with our PETA-approved and almost-plush Doggie Dick. Made from imported Antarctic cardboard, this adorable cocker spaniel is guaranteed to shit itself during your next thunderstorm! #howcuteisthat!
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