Dick Napkin Holder

Ain't nothin' bolder than this Dick-shaped Napkin Holder! While this isn't your Grandpappies' napkin holder, it does resemble what he has on his mind. Originally designed for the Continental Baths bathhouse for holding dick napkins (AKA wiener wipes) this elegant dick design is now available to the common schlub! Wow your family and make your friends jelly with this titillating tabletop master piece!

Measures Roughly 6" x 9"
Laser Cut Baltic Birch Plywood

Napkins not included.

Choose:
A. Tip 2 Tip
B. Cock & Balls
C. Double Dong

Laser engraved ShipADick.com on the back.

Add a free note card above.