{"product_id":"dong-gong-raw-large","title":"PRE-ORDER - RAW Dong Gong - 16\"","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003eThe Absolute Unit (Uncut)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003eThe biggest raw dong we make. You’re welcome, America.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20\"\u003eThe \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20\" data-index-in-node=\"4\"\u003e16\" Raw Large Dong Gong\u003c\/b\u003e is a serious piece of industrial-grade steel. No pink, no frills, no apologies. Just a massive, uncut AR500 dong that will outlast every other target on your range. Hang it on chains, watch it swing, and watch your friends’ faces when they realize what they’re aiming at. It is, quite simply, a lot of steel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"21\"\u003eThe Stats:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"22\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"22,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e16\" long × 10\" wide\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"22,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e~99 square inches\u003c\/b\u003e of premium, dong-shaped target surface.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"22,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e3\/8\" AR500 Hardened Steel:\u003c\/b\u003e The gold standard for durability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"22,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNatural Raw Steel Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e For those who like it rugged.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"22,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePortland-Born:\u003c\/b\u003e Laser-cut right here in Portland, Oregon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"22,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22,5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMounting:\u003c\/b\u003e 3 mounting holes (1 top, 2 bottom).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"23\"\u003eSize Matters (The Science)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"24\"\u003eA standard 10\" circle target gives you about 79 square inches. Your \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"24\" data-index-in-node=\"68\"\u003eRaw Large Dong Gong\u003c\/b\u003e clocks in at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"24\" data-index-in-node=\"101\"\u003e~99 square inches\u003c\/b\u003e. That is \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"24\" data-index-in-node=\"128\"\u003e25% more dong\u003c\/b\u003e—the biggest, most satisfying comparison we can legally publish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eA Note on Character\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eRaw steel will develop a natural patina over time with use and exposure to the elements. Some people call it rust; we call it character. It’s a living history of every load you've sent its way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eCan it Handle My Load?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eAbsolutely. This 3\/8\" AR500 is rated for centerfire pistols and rifles at safe distances. Keep your rifle at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"109\"\u003e100+ yards\u003c\/b\u003e and your pistol at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"139\"\u003e10+ yards\u003c\/b\u003e. Don’t be an idiot—nobody likes a ricochet to the real thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eDiscrete Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eEvery order ships \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"18\"\u003eFREE and 100% anonymously\u003c\/b\u003e. The only thing your mail carrier will know is that you’ve got a package from \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"122\"\u003eShipADick.com\u003c\/b\u003e. Trust us, they’ve seen way worse on their route.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e This is a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0\" data-index-in-node=\"16\"\u003ePRE-ORDER\u003c\/b\u003e. Pre-orders for the first run of Dong Gongs are open until \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0\" data-index-in-node=\"85\"\u003eJune 1st\u003c\/b\u003e. Dong Gongs will begin shipping the first week of June. Your card will be charged today. Don't worry—your dong is worth the wait.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"ShipADick.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49858855960822,"sku":null,"price":85.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0417\/1943\/1320\/files\/IMG_657003.jpg?v=1778707736","url":"https:\/\/shipadick.com\/products\/dong-gong-raw-large","provider":"ShipADick.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}