{"product_id":"pre-order-pink-dong-gong-3-size-bundle","title":"PRE-ORDER - Pink Dong Gong - All 3 Sizes Bundle","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Complete Ballistic Threesome\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eWhy pick a size when you can have all three? The \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"49\"\u003ePink Full Set\u003c\/b\u003e gets you a Small (10\"), a Medium (13\"), and a Large (16\") Pink Dong Gong in one glorious package.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eSet them up side by side, run drills, or start a competition. This set is designed to turn heads and confuse literally everyone else at the range. It’s the ultimate move for the shooter who knows that variety is the spice of life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Best Part:\u003c\/b\u003e You’re saving \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"29\"\u003e$28\u003c\/b\u003e compared to buying them separately. That’s basically a free box of ammo. You're welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eWhat’s in the Set:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e1x Small Dong Gong:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\" tall × 6\" wide (~37 sq in) — The Starter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e1x Medium Dong Gong:\u003c\/b\u003e 13\" tall × 8\" wide (~64 sq in) — The Sweet Spot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e1x Large Dong Gong:\u003c\/b\u003e 16\" tall × 10\" wide (~99 sq in) — The Absolute Unit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e All three are heavy-duty 3\/8\" AR500 hardened steel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Finger Blasting Pink \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/b\u003e Laser-cut with love right here in Portland, Oregon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,6,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,6,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMounting:\u003c\/b\u003e A total of 9 mounting holes across the set to hang them however you like.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eCan it Handle My Load?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eObviously. Every piece in this set is 3\/8\" AR500, rated for centerfire pistols and rifles at safe distances. Keep your rifle at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"128\"\u003e100+ yards\u003c\/b\u003e and your pistol at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"158\"\u003e10+ yards\u003c\/b\u003e. Use your head—don’t make us put a warning label on the thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eDiscrete Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eEvery order ships \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"18\"\u003eFREE and 100% anonymously\u003c\/b\u003e. Three dongs, one box, zero explanation needed. We promise we will not write \"GIANT PINK STEEL DONG COLLECTION\" on the outside of the box. Your secrets (and your steel) are safe with us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e This is a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0\" data-index-in-node=\"16\"\u003ePRE-ORDER\u003c\/b\u003e. Pre-orders for the first run of Dong Gongs are open until \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0\" data-index-in-node=\"85\"\u003eJune 1st\u003c\/b\u003e. Full sets will begin shipping the first week of June. Your card will be charged today. Don’t worry—your dongs are worth the wait.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"ShipADick.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50595538665718,"sku":null,"price":169.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0417\/1943\/1320\/files\/Pink_all_3_Bundle.jpg?v=1778708207","url":"https:\/\/shipadick.com\/products\/pre-order-pink-dong-gong-3-size-bundle","provider":"ShipADick.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}