{"product_id":"project-hail-mary-rocket-dick","title":"Project Hail Mary Rocket Dick","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eBlast off into the cosmos with the only piece of movie memorabilia that guarantees a successful re-entry. We’ve teamed up with \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"0\" data-index-in-node=\"127\"\u003eAmazon MGM Studios\u003c\/b\u003e to bring you the official \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"0\" data-index-in-node=\"172\"\u003eProject Hail Mary Rocket Dick\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eWhen the fate of humanity is on the line and the sun is being eaten by microscopic space-algae, there’s only one thing to do: send a giant, \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"140\"\u003ecardboard\u003c\/b\u003e phallus into the void. 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