The Dick Koozie!!
While your pathetic friends fumble with lame koozies from someone’s shitty wedding or high school reunion, drink proudly with a Dick Koozie from the alcoholdicks here at Shipadick. Available in black and guaranteed to make you ten times cooler than anyone else at the 4th of July Cockout, this Floozie of a Koozie loves a good fisting. You, my lucky friend, can fondle these foam goddesses for half the price of a Chinese buttplug.
1 for $2.99. 2 for $5, or 3 for $7.
One side is the Ship A Dick logo and the other side is Mr. Dick's new life mantra., "Stop supporting dicks. Start shipping dicks."
He discovered it after spending a week at a mindfulness retreat in Tulum, Mexico. It was on day 3 of the yoga-juice-DMT binge that he realized the new way to world peace. All we needed to do was stop supporting dicks....
Why add another thing to your arsenal of ridickulous summer accessories? Just Bekoozie.
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