Sucky-Dick Cups
Sucky-Dick Cups
Sucky-Dick Cups
Sucky-Dick Cups
Sucky-Dick Cups
Sucky-Dick Cups
Sucky-Dick Cups
Sucky-Dick Cups
Sucky-Dick Cups
Sucky-Dick Cups

Sucky-Dick Cups

Regular price $9.99 $0.00 Unit price per

Multi-Color Option will be the following:
2-Pack - Rainboner and Glow in the Dark
4-Pack - Rainboner, Glow in the Dark, Pink and Black
6-Pack - Rainboner, Glow in the Dark, Pink, Black, Brown and Gold

Introducing the hilariously and slightly naughty Sucky-Dick Cups! These mischievous little delights are not your ordinary suction cup charms. Crafted from all-natural* plastic, standing at a beefy 1.5" tall, and shaped like a playful, well, you know what, (a suction cup dick), they're here to insert a healthy load of laughter and amusement into your life.

Equipped with a mighty suction cup at the base, our Sucky-Dick Cups defy gravity, sticking to smooth surfaces with ease. Transform your walls, mirrors, or even your shower tiles into a hilarious playground where laughter knows no bounds. Just make sure to choose the right audience for this playful novelty!

Get ready to unleash your mischievous side with six vibrant colors to choose from. From daring red to outrageous green, you can pick the shade that best reflects your sense of humor (or your interior dickor, if you're brave enough).

Now, let's be clear – these Sucky-Dick Cups are all about spreading laughter, not lust. Please remember to enjoy them responsibly and with a healthy dose of humor. They're meant for light-hearted jokes and a good-natured giggle, not for any other intimate activities.

So, if you're ready to bring some laughter and amusement into your life, grab your very own Sucky-Dick Cup today! Let the fun and hilarity stick to your walls, figuratively and literally.

Some Frequently Asked Dick Questions:

- Are the dicks sent anonymously?
They sure are! The only clue of where it came from will be Ship A Dick’s return address on the shipping label.  Even if they email us asking who sent it, we’ll tell them it goes against our Ship A Dick Code of Ethics and we won’t give out that private information.

- Are you sure they won’t find out I sent it?? I’m really worried…
Rest assured your secret is safe with us! We have never and will never give out any order information.

How is this giant dick shipped?
We insert the full length penis into a thin brown paper bag, seal it up, slap a shipping label on it and send it out into the wild via the United States Postal Service.
Every order gets a large orange sticker that says "Fondle With Care'

- How much is shipping?
All dicks are shipped via the United States Postal Service. The cheapest shipping option is ‘First Class Mail’ and generally runs about $5 and takes 3-6 business days to arrive. The faster and more expensive option is ‘Priority Mail’. It costs about $7-$12 depending on the destination and will arrive in 1-3 days. All shipping costs will be calculated on the checkout page.

 - How long does it take to get there?
Generally, we ship dicks within 24hrs after they’re ordered, occasionally within 2 days of an order. No dicks are shipped on weekends; please time your order accordingly. If they are shipped via ‘First Class mail’ then it will take 3-6 business days to arrive once the order is processed. Faster shipping via ‘Priority Mail’ will get your dick there in 1-3 days after the order is processed. We do not guarantee the USPS won’t drop the balls on this.

 - Will the recipient know I sent them a giant dick?
Nope! They will only see’s return address. It’s our dirty, little secret. We promise not to tell.

- How thick is the dick?
Dicks are made of 1/4″ double-walled gluten free, free-range, certified orgasmic cardboard. What they lack in thickness, they deliver, like a Creed slow jam, in beauty and grace.

- What color are the dicks?
Like your Aunt Edna’s underwear, white on one side, and brown on the other.

- Why are you guys even doing this?!?!?
Because shipping giant dicks to people brings us more joy than anything else in life (after handies from your mother of course.)

- Do you live and operate out of your parent’s basement?
Yes… How’d you guess that?!?!?

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Customer Reviews

Based on 5 reviews
Kayte Hooper

Sucky-Dick Cups

Uncle Bad Example
A Hard YES 5 stars

5 stars for this amazing company with an unparalleled sense of humor. Thank you for what you do SHIP A DICK !

We love you!

Lindsey Marie

Sucky-Dick Cups

Maureen Sullivan
Sucky-dick review

These r the best sucky-dicks. They stay hard forever. Your mom won’t be disappointed. It’s a must buy.

They put the suck in suction

Theses suction dicks are awesome! The suction suck really good

How much suck could a suction cup suck if a suction cup could suck dick?