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Please read our FAQ's first as it may answer your questions:
CLICK HERE ---> Frequently Asked Dick Questions

Want to learn more about Ship A Dick or have some dick related questions? We’re no rocket surgeons, but we may have the answer. We're happy to help you with any questions, comments, concerns, and we'll even judge your dick pics. (cardboard dicks preferred...)

Every order is 100% anonymous and we have never and will never give out any order info. You can rest assured your secret is safe with us!

Contact us with the form below or send us a direct email to
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** Please note, we let our dicks rest on the weekends.
Thus, we do not ship dicks, or send emails on Saturdays and Sundays **

While blowing up an inbox on a Saturday evening might work for that cute coed on Tinder, it will not do anything for your dick order...
we'll get back to you Monday morning.



Ship a Dick’s products are a joke, to be sent in good fun. By purchasing our products, you represent that you are not using them to threaten, harass, defame, bully, or intimidate the recipient, or for any improper, unlawful or objectionable purpose. Don’t be a dick. Senders and recipients must be at least 18 years old.

We reserve the right to reject any order for any reason, including suspicion of using our products for an improper or unlawful purpose. All custom messages are subject to rejection for the same reasons or because they are in poor taste, offensive or just plain stupid as determined in our sole, and sometimes random and capricious discretion.

You agree to indemnify Ship A Dick and all people associated with us that may incur any liability or debt as a result of your purchase. Ship a Dick’s liability to you is limited solely to the lesser of the price of any product purchased or $100.

Finally, by purchasing anything, you are releasing Ship a Dick and all people associated with us from any liability that may accrue as a result of the transaction.

Any disputes between us and you will be resolved in the state or federal courts in Multnomah County, Oregon, under Oregon law.