Each box is about 5″ x 5″ x 5″ and chock full of little dicks. Overflowing with dicks! Enough dicks for a whole party! Dicks on dicks on dicks on dicks!
The Dick Bouquet!!
The Dick Bouquet is curated with locally-sourced dickflowers (12), a sprig of artificial baby’s breath and fluorescent tissue paper. There is no better way to say “I Love You” or “I’m sorry I jack-hammered the babysitter.”
You too could becum king of your own castle and transform your doublewide to Cockingham palace. Behold, my lord, thy golden crown of dick.