Mr. Dick is on vacation! NO dicks will be shipped until 10/2 The interns will be stuck at the dick factory doing inventory, so we'll get all orders out ASAP when he returns. Thank you!
Mr. Dick is on vacation! NO dicks will be shipped until 10/2 The interns will be stuck at the dick factory doing inventory, so we'll get all orders out ASAP when he returns. Thank you!
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