Mr. Dick is on vacation! NO dicks will be shipped until 10/2 The interns will be stuck at the dick factory doing inventory, so we'll get all orders out ASAP when he returns. Thank you!
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Mr. Dick is on vacation! NO dicks will be shipped until 10/2 The interns will be stuck at the dick factory doing inventory, so we'll get all orders out ASAP when he returns. Thank you!
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Every order is 100% anonymous!

We have never and will never give out any order info. 

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100% Anonymous

Every dick order is sent anonymously and we have NEVER and will NEVER give out any order info. You can rest assured your secret is safe with us!

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Made in 'merica!

All of our cardboard dicks are made in the USA. Right here in Portland Oregon at the Ship A Dick Factory. Be proud that your dick dollars are staying stateside and supporting a small, family owned business. 

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Safe for Work - Giant Postcards

Mr. Dick isn't a one-dick pony, he's got all kinds of cardboard options up his sleeve!
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