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Cock-block the Corona
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The Dick Bouquet!!
The Dick Bouquet is curated with locally-sourced dickflowers (12), a sprig of artificial baby’s breath and fluorescent tissue paper. There is no better way to say “I Love You” or “I’m sorry I jack-hammered the babysitter.”
Finally, the protection you need for the COVID-19 crisis has arrived