The 'Best Friends' Dicklace
The 'Best Friends' Dicklace
The 'Best Friends' Dicklace
The 'Best Friends' Dicklace

The 'Best Friends' Dicklace

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Ah, the locket.

The seminal accessory of the 1980’s high school hottie. How we longed to grace the inner sanctum of April Castellani’s locket as she waltzed across the Homecumming dance floor. Oh, what could be better than our face permanently rocked by the rise and fall of her steady breasts, our nostrils aquiver with Aquanet and Christian Dior. What, what’s that you say–April’s still living in Worcester, and she’s got 17 kids. Cock about dodging a bullet…

Twenty five years after that fateful night, we’ve created a friendship necklace so much better than a generic heart on a chain. Guaranteed to penetrate even the most conservative of jewelry boxes, the dicklace is essentially a broken dick. However, just like Captain Planet and the Bushwhackers, you can combine your powers and broken phallus to create one wholesome meat puppet which aptly defines your relationship status. To be clear, the dicklace is NOT cardboard. It’s made from the finest soft die-stuck enamel and attached to a gold (metal, about 5000 karats we presume) chain. When you’re apart, the severed dick hanging from your neck will remind you of that terrible vacancy in your soul. And when you meet for that glorious reunion, your dicks will cum together to create a Voltron of love and sisterhood so formidable that Meatloaf will be forced to finally do “that.”

Each dicklace is made from soft die-stuck enamel and consists of 2 pink halves. Every order will come with a 24″ gold necklace attached to each half.

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Every order is sent anonymously!
Your secret is safe with us.

Some Frequently Asked Dick Questions:

- Are the dicks sent anonymously?
They sure are! The only clue of where it came from will be Ship A Dick’s return address on the shipping label.  Even if they email us asking who sent it, we’ll tell them it goes against our Ship A Dick Code of Ethics and we won’t give out that private information.

- Are you sure they won’t find out I sent it?? I’m really worried…
Rest assured your secret is safe with us! We have never and will never give out any order information.

How is this giant dick shipped?
We insert the full length penis into a thin brown paper bag, seal it up, slap a shipping label on it and send it out into the wild via the United States Postal Service.
Every order gets a large orange sticker that says "Fondle With Care'

- How much is shipping?
All dicks are shipped via the United States Postal Service. The cheapest shipping option is ‘First Class Mail’ and generally runs about $5 and takes 3-6 business days to arrive. The faster and more expensive option is ‘Priority Mail’. It costs about $7-$12 depending on the destination and will arrive in 1-3 days. All shipping costs will be calculated on the checkout page.

 - How long does it take to get there?
Generally, we ship dicks within 24hrs after they’re ordered, occasionally within 2 days of an order. No dicks are shipped on weekends; please time your order accordingly. If they are shipped via ‘First Class mail’ then it will take 3-6 business days to arrive once the order is processed. Faster shipping via ‘Priority Mail’ will get your dick there in 1-3 days after the order is processed. We do not guarantee the USPS won’t drop the balls on this.

 - Will the recipient know I sent them a giant dick?
Nope! They will only see’s return address. It’s our dirty, little secret. We promise not to tell.

- How thick is the dick?
Dicks are made of 1/4″ double-walled gluten free, free-range, certified orgasmic cardboard. What they lack in thickness, they deliver, like a Creed slow jam, in beauty and grace.

- What color are the dicks?
Like your Aunt Edna’s underwear, white on one side, and brown on the other.

- Why are you guys even doing this?!?!?
Because shipping giant dicks to people brings us more joy than anything else in life (after handies from your mother of course.)

- Do you live and operate out of your parent’s basement?
Yes… How’d you guess that?!?!?

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