The Dick Air Freshener!
The Dick Air Freshener!
The Dick Air Freshener!

The Dick Air Freshener!

Regular price $14.99 $0.00 Unit price per


Introducing the most unique car air freshener on the market - the Dick-Shaped Air Freshener!

Bring a little humor to your daily commute with this 3-inch tall hanging air freshener in the shape of a, well, you know.

Choose from four sensuous scents:

- Peena-colada

- Banana-Hammock

- 'Pump-Your-Kin' Spice

- In the Peeny-Pines

No more boring pine trees or generic car fresheners - make a statement with the Dick-Shaped Air Freshener.

Simply hang it from your rear-view mirror and let the good smells roll. It's the perfect gift for any prankster or anyone looking to add a touch of humor to their ride.

Don't settle for a boring old tree air freshener, elevate your car game with the Dick-Shaped Air Freshener. Order yours today!

*Disclaimer: Our product is intended for use as a joke or prank and should not be used to harass or demean individuals.

Some Frequently Asked Dick Questions:

- Are the dicks sent anonymously?
They sure are! The only clue of where it came from will be Ship A Dick’s return address on the shipping label.  Even if they email us asking who sent it, we’ll tell them it goes against our Ship A Dick Code of Ethics and we won’t give out that private information.

- Are you sure they won’t find out I sent it?? I’m really worried…
Rest assured your secret is safe with us! We have never and will never give out any order information.

How is this giant dick shipped?
We insert the full length penis into a thin brown paper bag, seal it up, slap a shipping label on it and send it out into the wild via the United States Postal Service.
Every order gets a large orange sticker that says "Fondle With Care'

- How much is shipping?
All dicks are shipped via the United States Postal Service. The cheapest shipping option is ‘First Class Mail’ and generally runs about $5 and takes 3-6 business days to arrive. The faster and more expensive option is ‘Priority Mail’. It costs about $7-$12 depending on the destination and will arrive in 1-3 days. All shipping costs will be calculated on the checkout page.

 - How long does it take to get there?
Generally, we ship dicks within 24hrs after they’re ordered, occasionally within 2 days of an order. No dicks are shipped on weekends; please time your order accordingly. If they are shipped via ‘First Class mail’ then it will take 3-6 business days to arrive once the order is processed. Faster shipping via ‘Priority Mail’ will get your dick there in 1-3 days after the order is processed. We do not guarantee the USPS won’t drop the balls on this.

 - Will the recipient know I sent them a giant dick?
Nope! They will only see’s return address. It’s our dirty, little secret. We promise not to tell.

- How thick is the dick?
Dicks are made of 1/4″ double-walled gluten free, free-range, certified orgasmic cardboard. What they lack in thickness, they deliver, like a Creed slow jam, in beauty and grace.

- What color are the dicks?
Like your Aunt Edna’s underwear, white on one side, and brown on the other.

- Why are you guys even doing this?!?!?
Because shipping giant dicks to people brings us more joy than anything else in life (after handies from your mother of course.)

- Do you live and operate out of your parent’s basement?
Yes… How’d you guess that?!?!?

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Customer Reviews

Based on 2 reviews
Lichnerowicz Laurie
Great Funny Gifts

I have purchased this ShipADick car Car-Freshner as a Christmas gift for a friend. I know she is going to love it and probably laugh a lot about it.

Gifts for sisters/mother-in-law

Even though it was sent anonymously, which was perfect, they knew it was from me. Thank goodness for a website that supports perverts like me! Thanks ship a dick.