Novelty Dicks

The Donald Dick


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One great thing about this dick-it’s really really rich!

Also, a lot of our other dicks are really really stupid! This dick is really smart too-like don’t wizz on the electric border fence smart! Speaking of fences, the Donald has been assembling a fence made of freedom dicks to aptly segregate the inventory closet. Lucky for you, it’s got a gaping glory hole! So make your friend’s home or office great again and order a Donald Dick today! Remember all you have to do is sit on your ass and complain to this tow-headed trump tower and your paltry piggy bank will become the boss hog of your double wide! Did we mention that this dick was really really rich?

Join us my fellow countrymen and together we can make America dick again!

Each Donald Dick will come adorned with colored hair, and a red paper tie!


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Weight10 oz
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