Dick Bandanna 'n' Fanny Pack Combo!
Together at last, like Peanutbutter and Jelly, like Booze and Cigarettes, like Tornados and Trailer Parks, the Dick Bandanna Face Mask and the Fanny Pack full of Dicks have cum together as one in a most 'hole-y' of matrimonies.
Now you too can sport the Cockblockin’ Corona Dick Mask! Whether you fold it up with a few hair ties (or rubber bands) or wear it cowboy-robber style, you’ll be protecting others and protecting yourself. And as the genius, Mindy Vincent put it in that FB post, “When someone tells me my mask has penises on it, I kindly let them know this is how I determine they are too close, kindly back the fuck up. 😁”
22″ x 22″ 100% premium cotton bandana. Black in color with a white dick print across the front.
Cock-block the Corona!!
How to make a bandana into a face mask with only 2 rubber bands: CDC Diy cloth face coverings
Here’s an easy video to follow as well: Folding a Bandana into a mask
We here at the dick factory know a thing or two about looking cool.Just look at Mr. Dick. Today he’s wearing hammer pants, a No Fear t-shirt, a pair of Reebok Pumps, and-the cherry on top—a polyester, low-calorie, Ship A Dick Fanny Pack. Both practical and retro-chic AF, this thing can accommodate everything from condoms to casseroles. So what are you waiting for, my intrepid trendsetter? Strap this thing on, and let the fame begin!
Oh, I forgot! Its zippered front-butt is filled with tiny cardboard dicks!
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