Dick Bandanna 'n' Fanny Pack Combo!

C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO!!!

Together at last, like Peanutbutter and Jelly, like Booze and Cigarettes, like Tornados and Trailer Parks, the Dick Bandanna Face Mask and the Fanny Pack full of Dicks have cum together as one in a most 'hole-y' of matrimonies.

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Dick Bandana:

Now you too can sport the Cockblockin’ Corona Dick Mask! Whether you fold it up with a few hair ties (or rubber bands) or wear it cowboy-robber style, you’ll be protecting others and protecting yourself. And as the genius, Mindy Vincent put it in that FB post, “When someone tells me my mask has penises on it, I kindly let them know this is how I determine they are too close, kindly back the fuck up. 😁”

22″ x 22″ 100% premium cotton bandana.  Black in color with a white dick print across the front.

Cock-block the Corona!!

How to make a bandana into a face mask with only 2 rubber bands: CDC Diy cloth face coverings
Here’s an easy video to follow as well: Folding a Bandana into a mask

Fanny Pack:

We here at the dick factory know a thing or two about looking cool.

Just look at Mr. Dick. Today he’s wearing hammer pants, a No Fear t-shirt, a pair of Reebok Pumps, and-the cherry on top—a polyester, low-calorie, Ship A Dick Fanny Pack. Both practical and retro-chic AF, this thing can accommodate everything from condoms to casseroles. So what are you waiting for, my intrepid trendsetter? Strap this thing on, and let the fame begin!

Oh, I forgot! Its zippered front-butt is filled with tiny cardboard dicks!

Every order is sent anonymously!
Your secret is safe with us.

 

Some Frequently Asked Dick Questions:

- Are the dicks sent anonymously?
They sure are! The only clue of where it came from will be Ship A Dick’s return address on the shipping label.  Even if they email us asking who sent it, we’ll tell them it goes against our Ship A Dick Code of Ethics and we won’t give out that private information.

- Are you sure they won’t find out I sent it?? I’m really worried…
Rest assured your secret is safe with us! We have never and will never give out any order information.

- How is this giant dick shipped?
We insert the full length penis into a thin brown paper bag, seal it up, slap a shipping label on it and send it out into the wild via the United States Postal Service.
Every order gets a large orange sticker that says "Fondle With Care'

- How much is shipping?
All dicks are shipped via the United States Postal Service. The cheapest shipping option is ‘First Class Mail’ and generally runs about $5 and takes 3-6 business days to arrive. The faster and more expensive option is ‘Priority Mail’. It costs about $7-$12 depending on the destination and will arrive in 1-3 days. All shipping costs will be calculated on the checkout page.

 - How long does it take to get there?
Generally, we ship dicks within 24hrs after they’re ordered, occasionally within 2 days of an order. No dicks are shipped on weekends; please time your order accordingly. If they are shipped via ‘First Class mail’ then it will take 3-6 business days to arrive once the order is processed. Faster shipping via ‘Priority Mail’ will get your dick there in 1-3 days after the order is processed. We do not guarantee the USPS won’t drop the balls on this.

 - Will the recipient know I sent them a giant dick?
Nope! They will only see ShipADick.com’s return address. It’s our dirty, little secret. We promise not to tell.

- How thick is the dick?
Dicks are made of 1/4″ double-walled gluten free, free-range, certified orgasmic cardboard. What they lack in thickness, they deliver, like a Creed slow jam, in beauty and grace.

- What color are the dicks?
Like your Aunt Edna’s underwear, white on one side, and brown on the other.

- Why are you guys even doing this?!?!?
Because shipping giant dicks to people brings us more joy than anything else in life (after handies from your mother of course.)

- Do you live and operate ShipADick.com out of your parent’s basement?
Yes… How’d you guess that?!?!?