Mug of Dicks

Don't talk to me until I've had my dicks! I mean, coffee! See, I can't even type right now because I don't have a mug of dicks in my hand...

What's a better way to show your co-workers that you mean business than with a coffee mug that has a dick on it?!? You'll command respect and authority as you glide your way back to your cubicle. Karens and Chad will dive to the side as you approach as not to spill the juice that's nestled inside your beautiful mug.

Then sit at your desk in peace while you contemplate the corporate hellscape that you have chosen to occupy from the hours of 9 to 5.
At least your coffee will stay nice and warm and you'll have a smile on your face every time you bring that dick (mug) to your lips.

Order a set for your home or for the whole office! 

Traditional Ceramic Mug
Microwave and dishwasher safe
Smooth Molded Ceramic Composite
Glossy White Exterior with Matching White Interior
Easy Comfort Grip C-curved Handle.
11 oz capacity.

Each mug will ship full of dicks. Think of it as a multi-use vessel.

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