To the MOON Dick!

Is your space helmet on and secured?
Are your forearms enlarged from the grip of your diamond hands?
Have you cleared your freezer to make room for all your new tendies? 
Did you recently discover the meaning of 'capital gains' on your 2020 taxes?

If you answered yes to any of those questions, then welcome aboard the USS Red-Rocket, next stop the muthafucking MOOOOOOON!

Use the notecard to tell your friends and loved ones that the Cryptocurrency you bought back in '17 (and wouldn't quit fucking talking about) is finally paying off!

Maybe let Jim Cramer know he's an ass-clown and to stuff his mouth with the $GME dick. Maybe that will finally shut him up??

Or one can dream about the day PapaMusk is holding a large Dogecoin dick while on a one-way rocket trip to Mars. But I guess we can settle for it simply taped to the hood of his Tesla Cybertruck...

Whatever you want to do with it, here are the Stonk and Crytpo you can choose from:

• $GME
• $AMC
• Bitcoin
  
• Ethereum
• Dogecoin
• Cardano
• Litecoin
• Polkadot
• Polygon
• Uniswap
  

If you need a different stonk or coin than what we offer, send us an email and we'd be happy to add it to the list!

PS. You can pay for your dicks with Crypto! Just select it as a payment option on checkout.