Brass Balls (or Dick) Key Chains

The Dick Gift That Lasts Forever

This isn’t your average novelty keychain. It’s 1.375 inches of solid brass class, with a little crass. Laser engraved with your choice of a hilariously cartoonish testicles or a proud illustrated dick on one side, and your custom message on the other. It’s a gift that’ll get laughs now—and last a lifetime.

Perfect For:

• Groomsmen gifts that’ll never be forgotten

• A breakup souvenir (petty? yes. beautiful? also yes.)

• Birthdays, bachelor parties, weird uncles

• “Just because I love you... and you’re a d**k”

Product Features:

• Material: .040" thick solid brass – heavy-duty, not flimsy junk

• Size: 1 3/8" diameter – fits in your palm, makes an impression

• Laser Engraved: One side features a cheeky drawing (balls or dick), the other side is your custom message

• Durable AF: Doesn’t wear off, doesn’t fade, only gets sexier with age (like you?)

• Hand-Finished: Each one gets that golden glow and raw brass charm

Choose your design, type in your custom message, and we’ll laser it into brass with love and precision.

⚠️ Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter and minor keychain envy.