Dicks in an Egg
Chicken farmers, beware, for there’s a cock in the hen house, and he’s not leaving till he fills his basket with florescent eggs.
Ah yes, my friends, it’s Easter time, and though we pondered up giving up cardboard dicks for lent, we just couldn’t envision an Easter Sunday without an egg full of cocks to accentuate your holiday dinner. Hence, the imitable Dick in an Egg, which is exactly what the name suggests: A 6 inch-tall, semi-transparent Easter Egg stuffed to the brim with cardboard dicks. Just think of your Mom in college and you’ll get the idea.
Rest assured that all eggs and cocks were harvested organically by actual neon, plastic chickens. Certified orgasmic and cage- free, the Dicks in the Egg will wobble its way into the hearts of all ye vile non-believers.
Egg color will be chosen by random by the slightly inebriated dick intern. We might entertain a request for a specific color, but you better write us a damn funny email with complete sentences.
Every order is sent anonymously!
Your secret is safe with us.