Penis Envy Mushroom Spores!

NOTE: We do not ship Psilocybe mushroom spores to Georgia, California, or Idaho.

Introducing Penis Envy Mushroom Spores - the holy grail of mushrooms that will make you say "wow" and "whoa" and "Damn, check out that dick!" all at the same time! 

Unlike those skinny and hollow cubensis mushrooms, Penis Envy throws massive and solid-stemmed fruits that feel like marshmallows when you touch them. And oh boy, they bruise deeply blue when handled - just like your ego when your new girlfriend starts comparing your man meat to one of these majestic beauties. Hence the name... 

But let's be real here, it's all about the potency, right? Well, PE won't disappoint. It's like the Hulk Hogan version of Golden Teacher, making you feel like you can take on the world. 

And let's not forget the man behind the legend - Rich Gee, or as I like to call him, the mushroom whisperer. He discovered Penis Envy by accident while cloning aborts of an Amazon flush, and the rest is history. In a recent interview with Hamilton Morris, Gee spills the tea on the mysterious past of PE.
Check it here: The True Story of the Penis Envy Mushroom

Overall, if you're looking for a fun and exciting mushroom experience, Penis Envy is definitely the way to go. Just be prepared for the wild ride ahead - it's like Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, but with mushies.

To be clear, you are only ordering an isolated spore syringe for microscopy use only!!
We can not and will not give out any info on how to use said spores to grow anything.

Definitely do not search the interewebs for things like 'mushroom grain bags' or 'sterilized mushroom substrate' or 'mushroom ben's bags' or 'how to grow mushrooms with a spore syringe' or anything like that.

NOTE: We do not ship Psilocybe mushroom spores to Georgia, California, or Idaho. Psilocybe mushroom spores have been banned to import in GA, CA and ID. Billing addresses to these 3 states are ok. We will cancel all orders addressed to GA, CA and ID

We might start offering other varieties soon. Send us a message if there's something you'd like!