Pint & Penis Pasta
Welcum to Mr. Dick's 7 Days of V.D.!!!
Day 1 of 7
PENIS PASTA & PINT COMBO!
We're taking wining and dining to a whole new level!
Treat your date to a lovely mouthful of peckers a la pasta and wash it down with a sip from the Pint of dicks.
Note, we suggest removing the cardboard dicks from the pint before adding liquid but you do you if you prefer them in there.
**Limited Quantities Available**
Give your special Valintine the gift of Dicks on this beautiful made-up Holiday!
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