The Easter Bunny Dick

Like John Lennon and the rest of the Beatles, “I don’t care too much for bunnies; bunnies can’t buy me drugs!”

With the exception of the Trix rabbit, who subsists on a permanent stream of methamphetamines, these vile, shameless pro-creators have usurped this sacred holiday by stealing eggs from fluorescent chickens and hiding them in baskets all over our double-wide. A stroke of barely controllable vengeance, the Easter bunny dick is a middle finger up the love chute of Rabbits everywhere.
If you like bunnies, forget about the last four sentences, and revel in his adorable recreation of Easter’s most unique and lovable character.

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