The Original 29″ Ship A Dick
The Classic, the OG, the dick that started it all.Just like a vintage vibrator, it’s primed, pumped and ready for love
This wonderfully designed penis shape is precision cut by a laser and then lovingly shipped to the recipient of your choosing. Don’t underestimate the power of this blank slate. Just like post-modern art, this ambiguous dick is sure to delight and befuddle your friends. Guaranteed to force hard, philosoftdickal contradicktory introspection, the original dick is like that unexpected kiss from your girlfriend’s stepmom!
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