Pink Dong Gong - 16"

$85.69

16" of an Absolute Unit

Go big or go home. You went big. We’re proud of you.

The 16" Large Dong Gong is a total showstopper. This is the one that makes people at the range stop, stare, and eventually wander over to ask where you got it—and if they can take a shot at it. It’s visible from way downrange, it rings with authority, and it is, objectively, a lot of dong.

The Stats:

16" long × 10" wide
~99 square inches of premium, dong-shaped target surface.
3/8" AR500 Hardened Steel: Built to handle any load you can muster.
Finger Blasting Pink: High-visibility, high-vibrancy, high-class.
Portland-Born: Laser-cut with love right here in Portland, Oregon.
Mounting: 3 mounting holes (1 top, 2 bottom) for chains, stands, or whatever heavy-duty setup you’ve got.

Size Matters (The Science)

How does it compare to a regular round target? A standard 10" circle target offers about 79 square inches of space. Your Large Dong Gong clocks in at ~99 square inches. That is 25% more dong than the competition. Nobody is going home disappointed with this kind of coverage.

Can it Handle My Load?

Obviously. This 3/8" AR500 is rated for centerfire pistols and rifles at safe distances. Keep your rifle at 100+ yards and your pistol at 10+ yards. Use your head—don’t make us put a warning label on the thing.

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