PRE-ORDER - RAW Dong Gong - 16"

$85.69

The Absolute Unit (Uncut)

The biggest raw dong we make. You’re welcome, America.

The 16" Raw Large Dong Gong is a serious piece of industrial-grade steel. No pink, no frills, no apologies. Just a massive, uncut AR500 dong that will outlast every other target on your range. Hang it on chains, watch it swing, and watch your friends’ faces when they realize what they’re aiming at. It is, quite simply, a lot of steel.

The Stats:

16" long × 10" wide
~99 square inches of premium, dong-shaped target surface.
3/8" AR500 Hardened Steel: The gold standard for durability.
Natural Raw Steel Finish: For those who like it rugged.
Portland-Born: Laser-cut right here in Portland, Oregon.
Mounting: 3 mounting holes (1 top, 2 bottom).

Size Matters (The Science)

A standard 10" circle target gives you about 79 square inches. Your Raw Large Dong Gong clocks in at ~99 square inches. That is 25% more dong—the biggest, most satisfying comparison we can legally publish.

A Note on Character

Raw steel will develop a natural patina over time with use and exposure to the elements. Some people call it rust; we call it character. It’s a living history of every load you've sent its way.

Can it Handle My Load?

Absolutely. This 3/8" AR500 is rated for centerfire pistols and rifles at safe distances. Keep your rifle at 100+ yards and your pistol at 10+ yards. Don’t be an idiot—nobody likes a ricochet to the real thing.

Discrete Shipping

Every order ships FREE and 100% anonymously. The only thing your mail carrier will know is that you’ve got a package from ShipADick.com. Trust us, they’ve seen way worse on their route.

Note: This is a PRE-ORDER. Pre-orders for the first run of Dong Gongs are open until June 1st. Dong Gongs will begin shipping the first week of June. Your card will be charged today. Don't worry—your dong is worth the wait.