ISAKOK - Dick in a Can Prank
ISAKOK - Dick in a Can Prank
ISAKOK - Dick in a Can Prank
ISAKOK - Dick in a Can Prank
ISAKOK - Dick in a Can Prank
ISAKOK - Dick in a Can Prank
ISAKOK - Dick in a Can Prank
ISAKOK - Dick in a Can Prank
ISAKOK - Dick in a Can Prank
ISAKOK - Dick in a Can Prank

ISAKOK - Dick in a Can Prank

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A cock cannon that everyone will love!
Shoots a 2.5-foot cock into someone's face.
Disguised as harmless "ISAKOK" 不不不 Japanese incense sticks.
It's not though... it's a dick projectile with big hairy balls.
A completely covert prank.
Not for your grandma - but that's EXACTLY why you should get her one!
Features a handy pull-tab... For faster deployment.

They'll never see it coming. 不不不


----> Here's how it works:
Do you remember that jelly beans or peanuts prank? Where they open the can and a giant snake springs out?

The Cock Cannon is exactly like that - but instead of a fake-looking blue snake, it's a giant, 2-and-a-half-foot cock that flies out... With big hairy balls.

Absolutely hilarious!

It's all hidden in what people think is a Japanese Incense brand called ISAKOK. The name flies over their head until the contents flies over their head. haha.

And just like the real thing, it's completely reusable. 鳴

So after you've got your friend with it, stuff it back inside the can and get your mother. Then jam it back in the can and give it as a super-secret Santa.

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

**Add afree note cardabove**
The notecard will be put in the box, so your recipient will see it before opening the cock cannon! So please choose your words wisely so as not to spoil the surprise ;)

Every order is sent anonymously!
Your secret is safe with us.

Some Frequently Asked Dick Questions:

- Are the dicks sentanonymously?
They sure are! The only clue ofwhere it came from will be Ship A Dicks return address on the shipping label. Even if they email us asking who sent it, well tell them it goes against our Ship A Dick Code of Ethics and we wont give out that private information.

- Are you sure they wont find out I sent it?? Im really worried
Rest assured your secret is safe with us! We have never and will never give out any order information.

-How is this giant dick shipped?
We insert the full length penis into a thin brown paper bag, seal it up, slap a shipping label on it and send it out into the wild via the United States Postal Service.
Every order gets a large orange sticker that says "Fondle With Care'

- How much is shipping?
All dicks are shippedvia the United States Postal Service. The cheapest shipping option is First Class Mail and generally runs about $5 and takes 3-6 business days to arrive. The faster and more expensive option is Priority Mail. Itcosts about $7-$12 depending on the destinationand willarrive in 1-3 days. All shipping costs will be calculated onthe checkout page.

- How long does it take to get there?
Generally, we ship dicks within 24hrsafter theyre ordered, occasionally within 2 days of an order. No dicks are shipped on weekends; please time your order accordingly. If they are shipped via First Class mail then it willtake 3-6 business days to arrive once the order is processed. Faster shipping via Priority Mail will get your dick there in 1-3 days after the order is processed. We do not guarantee the USPS wont drop the balls on this.

-Will therecipientknow I sent them a giant dick?
Nope! They will only see ShipADick.coms return address. Its our dirty, little secret. We promise not to tell.

- How thick is the dick?
Dicks are made of 1/4麻double-walled gluten free, free-range, certified orgasmic cardboard. What they lack in thickness, they deliver, like a Creed slow jam, in beauty and grace.

- What color are the dicks?
Like your Aunt Ednas underwear, whiteon one side, and brown on the other.

- Why are you guys even doing this?!?!?
Because shipping giant dicks to people brings us more joy than anything else in life (after handies from your mother of course.)

- Do you live and operate ShipADick.com out of your parents basement?
Yes Howd you guess that?!?!?



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D
Dick Head
Good dick

Nice surprise dick in a can!

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alicia cridge

Easy to order, shipped and delivered as promised. Can't wait to prank again!!

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James Chatten
Awesome

Really good service, they made time to get the country location changed and delivered for the lads birthday

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Anonymous
Dick in a Can was a hit (literally)

We gave this as a birthday gift, while in a restaurant. It didnt quite make it to the next table, but it was an impressive jump. Well done!

When dicking, we always prefer a public place like a restaurant. It's the best way to spread your dicks to all those kind folks around you. Excellent work Brandon!

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Regan Choffin
A Seminal Gift in this Broken World

When in doubt, get a pop up dick. It's that easy. Best friend? Pop up dick. New parents? Pop up dick. Bereaved aunt? Pop up dick. Truly never an occasion for which this does not work. I sent one to my comatose father and he woke up after nine years and now my three snapping turtles have a grandfather to go to the park with! Thank you, ISAKOK!

We started Ship A Dick to help people, specifically comatose people. We're over the moon we could help and your father could be reunited with his snapping turtle grandchildren. I'm sure he's living his best (second) life!
Stay hard Regan!