3D illusion Dick Lamp
Introducing the ultimate conversation starter: the 3D illusion lamp in the shape of science's most accurate representation of the male genitalia!
This unique lamp features a glowing, multi-colored LED light that's sure to light up any room. And the best part? It's powered by 3 AA batteries, so you don't have to worry about cords or outlets.
But we've also included a USB cable, to keep the light up all night long.
Made of high-quality acrylic, and artwork that is precision engraved by freakin laser beam. With multiple colors of light to choose from, you can customize the lighting with the push of a button. Whether you're feeling playful, or trying to set the mood in the bedroom, this lamp has got you covered.
Change the color on the fly, with the included remote control.
But let's be real, this lamp is more than just a light source - it's a statement piece. It's perfect for anyone who loves quirky and playful home decor, and it's guaranteed to be the talk of every party. Just make sure your friends know it's a lamp, not the real deal!
So why settle for a lame-ass Ikea lamp when you can have something that's truly eye-catching? Get your hands on this 3=D illusion dick lamp today and experience the joy of a glowing willy.
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Some Frequently Asked Dick Questions:
- Are the dicks sent anonymously?
They sure are! The only clue of where it came from will be Ship A Dick’s return address on the shipping label. Even if they email us asking who sent it, we’ll tell them it goes against our Ship A Dick Code of Ethics and we won’t give out that private information.
- Are you sure they won’t find out I sent it?? I’m really worried…
Rest assured your secret is safe with us! We have never and will never give out any order information.
- How is this giant dick shipped?
We insert the full length penis into a thin brown paper bag, seal it up, slap a shipping label on it and send it out into the wild via the United States Postal Service.
Every order gets a large orange sticker that says "Fondle With Care'
- How much is shipping?
All dicks are shipped via the United States Postal Service. The cheapest shipping option is ‘First Class Mail’ and generally runs about $5 and takes 3-6 business days to arrive. The faster and more expensive option is ‘Priority Mail’. It costs about $7-$12 depending on the destination and will arrive in 1-3 days. All shipping costs will be calculated on the checkout page.
- How long does it take to get there?
Generally, we ship dicks within 24hrs after they’re ordered, occasionally within 2 days of an order. No dicks are shipped on weekends; please time your order accordingly. If they are shipped via ‘First Class mail’ then it will take 3-6 business days to arrive once the order is processed. Faster shipping via ‘Priority Mail’ will get your dick there in 1-3 days after the order is processed. We do not guarantee the USPS won’t drop the balls on this.
- Will the recipient know I sent them a giant dick?
Nope! They will only see ShipADick.com’s return address. It’s our dirty, little secret. We promise not to tell.
- How thick is the dick?
Dicks are made of 1/4″ double-walled gluten free, free-range, certified orgasmic cardboard. What they lack in thickness, they deliver, like a Creed slow jam, in beauty and grace.
- What color are the dicks?
Like your Aunt Edna’s underwear, white on one side, and brown on the other.
- Why are you guys even doing this?!?!?
Because shipping giant dicks to people brings us more joy than anything else in life (after handies from your mother of course.)
- Do you live and operate ShipADick.com out of your parent’s basement?
Yes… How’d you guess that?!?!?
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