Cornucopia: An Abundance of Dicks
Well, the dick harvest was quite good this year.
Some say the most plentiful that they can remember!
With this abundance of dicks, we figured the best way to share was with the shlong, I mean, the horn of plenty stuffed full of the little peckers.
Each will come with a smattering of fake leaves and acorns, and will certainly be the centerpiece of your family gathering.
The cornucopia measures about 15" and 7" wide and will be stuffed with about 50 dicks.
A free notecard is also included. Let your loved ones know how Plymouth Rock hard you are about your uncle's secret deep-fried turkey recipe.
Give thanks for the plethora of dicks!
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