PRE-ORDER - Pink Dong Gong - 16"

$85.69

16" of an Absolute Unit

Go big or go home. You went big. We’re proud of you.

The 16" Large Dong Gong is a total showstopper. This is the one that makes people at the range stop, stare, and eventually wander over to ask where you got it—and if they can take a shot at it. It’s visible from way downrange, it rings with authority, and it is, objectively, a lot of dong.

The Stats:

16" long × 10" wide
~99 square inches of premium, dong-shaped target surface.
3/8" AR500 Hardened Steel: Built to handle any load you can muster.
Finger Blasting Pink: High-visibility, high-vibrancy, high-class.
Portland-Born: Laser-cut with love right here in Portland, Oregon.
Mounting: 3 mounting holes (1 top, 2 bottom) for chains, stands, or whatever heavy-duty setup you’ve got.

Size Matters (The Science)

How does it compare to a regular round target? A standard 10" circle target offers about 79 square inches of space. Your Large Dong Gong clocks in at ~99 square inches. That is 25% more dong than the competition. Nobody is going home disappointed with this kind of coverage.

Can it Handle My Load?

Obviously. This 3/8" AR500 is rated for centerfire pistols and rifles at safe distances. Keep your rifle at 100+ yards and your pistol at 10+ yards. Use your head—don’t make us put a warning label on the thing.

Discrete Shipping

Every order ships FREE and 100% anonymously. We promise we will not write "GIANT PINK STEEL DONG" on the outside of the box. Your secrets (and your steel) are safe with us.

Note: This is a PRE-ORDER. Pre-orders for the first run of Dong Gongs are open until June 1st. Dong Gongs will begin shipping the first week of June. Your card will be charged today. Don’t worry—your dong is worth the wait.